Durwood Fincher

Ladies and Gentlemen, let us present Durwood Fincher , the greatest imposter of our time, who will baffle the collective mind of the audience with his double-talking genius.

Durwood Fincher begins speaking with enough rhetoric, jargon, buzzwords and hollow platitudes to spin heads. As audience members listen, they slowly begin to realize that he is saying nothing at all, and befuddlement gives way to laughter as they realize that something funny is going on. Then the fun really begins. Once the audience is in on the joke, Fincher shifts into a spirited, uplifting presentation, one that stresses the importance of maintaining a positive and receptive attitude at your job. Above all, Fincher emphasizes the power of humor in the workplace. Don’t just book a speech-let Fincher also pose as a roving reporter who videotapes interviews with your attendees. Asking meaningless questions, which somehow solicit thoughtful answers, he’ll later incorporate the ill-gotten clips into his customized presentation, which adds to the fun and hilarity.